Countdown to the arrival of the Pineapple

It has been a year since I've posted anything on this blog, which is pretty sad, but only sad for me since I am the only one who knows this blog exists. However, I am anticipating an increase in readership soon due to the following... Most of what has been consuming our lives for the past year has been the impending arrival of Baby Apley sometime in August 2009. He is due on August 24, and according to my iPhone Pregnancy application, he is the size of a pineapple. I, on the other hand, look like I've swallowed a dozen pineapples.